i am the written voice out of the internet
This is definitely no perfect english.
i was online and in an chat. one doesn’t care about grammar and syntax when speaking online.
just read it and don’t correct me.
- with a big THANK YOU to J Helm in KY, USA -
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there, stranger.
Stranger: ay, J helm on the mic
You: i hope you are having a nice day so far?
Stranger: its been terrible
You: how sad. do you want to talk about it?
Stranger: yes please
You: then, let’s start with you waking up. was everything fine until then?
Stranger: yeah i guess so…normal mornin
You: okay, go on. did you have breakfast?
Stranger: nah..i never usually have breakfast
You: noted. then, how late was it when you got up?
Stranger: about 6 am…gives me enough time to shower/get ready and all that ( 30-40 minutes )
You: okay, that sounds a bit early for me, but still in an acceptable timespan which i could define as “morning”.
what did you do then?
Stranger: i got on the bus and went ta school ( last day )
You: oh, the last day. i see. and when did it start being a terrible day? in school?
Stranger: no…school was awesomeee…last days are beast
You: uh huh. so, until now you seem to have had a great day.
Stranger: no, no, no it wasnt a great day…was terrible
You: then tell me, where did it start being so?
Stranger: well 3rd period i made a call to get out of school cuz i didnt feel like sittin there for another 4 hours or somethin doin nothin
You: okay, i think we all know that feeling. so did you get out of school?
Stranger: yeaaaa…then i came home and about this time is when this day was terrible…
You: this sounds as you were having some argument with one of your family members… preferrably the parents, i guess?
Stranger: no, no, no arguments but…..much worse
You: do you want to talk about it? or is it too early for you to recall these happenings?
Stranger: no ill tell u exactly what happened
You: okay, then - begin. i’m listening.
Stranger: well when i got home u see…
Stranger: i realized i had no ride WHAT SO EVER to go play basketball ANYWHERE…..man i was just plain sad…
You: oh my. not even a bike or something?
Stranger: none….no bikes no nothin…no where close enough to walk to….it was horrible man
You: oh i see… okay, the last day in school is usually the day where one expects the greatest things to happen afterwards… and if such things happen then, yeah i see…
Stranger: i know man…i cant believe it….i couldve balled at least a good 6-7 hours..
You: so what did you do then, when you couldn’t go playing?
Stranger: watched some tv….other stuff…not much of anything really
You: and you didn’t call your friends or some relatives, or whoever you usually play basketball with?
Stranger: nope…alot of my friends were at school…my actual ballin friends who are out of HS i dont know they numbers…and most of my relatives live in indiana ( im at KY )
You: ahh yes, this is some common problem. i also had this problem for some time, and in today’s youth, it’s really wirely spread. you call people friends, but they are not. they are just, let’s say random persons you know the names of. but friends they are not. you don’t know their phone numbers, you don’t know where they live, not even their family or their other habits.
i do now have friends, and we know pretty much everything of each other. also the phone numbers 
now this is no offense, we are just different kinds of people, and we just define it otherwise. i just wanted to tell you this and some other things.
Stranger: dayuum u sound intelligent and all that
You: haha no, i am really not. i just make some thoughts, i gather random words and put them in some kind of logical order. i don’t even think about what i write, it just floats in my fingers.
Stranger: excellent..
You: well, i could tell you many things about how i write and what i think about today’s youth and stuff. but i think i’m just making everything worse here and more boring… ain’t it so?
Stranger: no no not at all man……a little…..haha im jp…..
You: I’m sorry… you are jp? so you mean you come from japan?
Stranger: jp just playing
You: oh. sorry then, i think i misunderstood this…
Stranger: i also think so
You: well, Mr. Helm (i hope that at least i got the name right), what else can i talk about? do you even want to go on talking?
Stranger: uhhhh…is there anyway at all u could give me a ride to play ball?
You: haha sorry, but i am nothing but one of the IV. i can’t give you any ride to nowhere. i can give you a ride to lands far away, when your eyes are closed, but this person here is sitting a few thousand miles away… i am sorry.
Stranger: how tall are u dawg?
You: i’m about 1,85 m
Stranger: whats that in feet and inches do u know?
You: i shall google it right now.
You: 6.07 ft
Stranger: im 5 feet 10 inches…5.83 ft i think
You: i am curious what your intentions were to know this…
Stranger: i needed to know this because….im gonna build a ferris wheel
You: this is really unexpected. i did not see this coming.
Stranger: hahaa…i got u….wat was u thinkin i was gonna say
You: i thought either you wanted to have a better picture of me in your head, because you could be gay (which is no offense), or you wanted to know this because i could be a basketball player.
Stranger: ok the 1st one had a 0% chance of happening…( love u babe!!…..haha im just playin )….the 2nd one was wat i was gonna say but then the whole ferris wheel thing popped in my head
You: well you definitely had the surprise shot on your side. well played.
Stranger: excellent….thats my strategic mentality…ness….right there..i guess
You: well i could also have some good shots, but i think i better keep them to myself… for now.
Stranger: hahaha try it
You: okay, what do you know about me? i am one of the voices out of the internet. the data haven has let my voice be the voice that you can mentally hear.
i live thousands of miles away, i say. is this true? how would you know? exactly. you wouldn’t. i could live next door. do you even know how old i am? do you know my gender? i could be your love, the one person you are looking for…
You: also, i could be some random, what do they call themselves, /b/tard, who just makes fun of you. i could be some old japanese guy who tries to spread wisdom of age over the net… you’ll never know…
Stranger: dayum ur good….and all i said was ferris wheel
You: and you know what pleases me most?
Stranger: what is this
You: first: i did not know that i can truly be so damn wise. this is … unbelievable for me too. i am stunned and full of joy right now.
second: i, and only i, will ever know, who i truly am. none of the persons i meet here know who i am, for i am anonymous. i am the voice out of the internet.
third: it does not please me so, but more or less makes the thing a bit melancholic… i am sorry that i can not be there in teh form i wish, not talk to you with the voice i wish. i am, as said, a voice out of the net… a written voice, nothing one can ever hear.
Stranger: albert einstein the second up in here
You: sorry, but i think here the language did not reach the part in my brain. i am not native english speaking, so would you mind to rephrase it somehow… or just explain it?
Stranger: you are going to be the next albert einstein
You: oh, now
would you stop that, i’m blushing here…
You: anyway, just one thing that just came to my mind.
You: um, i am writing short stories from time to time. and they could somewhen be published. would you mind if i take the logfile after this conversation has ended (when ever this might be) and put it to my short stories? i think this is some really deep thing here, and i am… let’s say, proud on both of us.
Stranger: sure….just remember j helm for it haha
You: i’ll put it on top of it… “Thanks to J Helm in KY, USA”
Stranger: absolutely official
You: then i want to thank you personally for this wonderful conversation. i want to thank you now, because i couldn’t thank you anymore if this conversation had some really surprising end.
Stranger: true that….ur welcome too hah
You: so then, i would know another thing to end your boredom… maybe. and just if you feel like it.
Stranger: yea?
You: Well, how about you do now guess who i could be. you don’t know me, but you could maybe take a guess… who am i, how do i look, where do i live, what are my intentions to talk with you etc… i don’t know if i’m going to correct you, but it could be fun to see, what you imagine me like…
Stranger: i think ur president obama and u live in detroit….defiantly
You: you know… it’s not that wrong
Stranger: who are u then dawg
You: for now, i am one of the written voices of the internet. i am the voice that lets your thoughts be deep and your dreams be big. i am the voice that keeps dreaming for you, when all around is just darkness, when everything is sad. and when there is no more light for you to see, then think about the eternal flame burning bright and hot in the storm of snow.
i am…
Stranger: 00.
You: aaand now, i am currently thinking about some cool thing i could say.
Stranger: my fault…my bball hit the keyboard
You: haha okay
You: let’s solve a bit from this mystery. i hope this does not ruin this conversation, but i’m also keeping some things for myself.
You: my name is Michael. which shows that i am male.
i live in germany, and i am 21 years old.
no girl next door, no chinese wiseman. just some internet voice that tries to have some deep thoughts while chatting.
Stranger: ahhhh u ruined the conversation
You: it would have ruined it, if you started screaming “nazi nazi” like many other people here. your comment just fit great in this convo i think.
Stranger: the holocaust is over
You: then why do still over half of the US guys i meet here still call me a nazi? why do they start shouting “heil” and such things?
we germans have changed. do i yell “you damn racist bastards” when i meet some american?
no offense to you, my good man. it’s just the general attitude of many of your landmates that’s really ruining my view of america.
Stranger: yea i get u…yall changed its not like everyone of yall ( if any ) are all nazis planning another holocaust….its like british just now started gettin mad of us leavin there and seceedin and all that makin the thirteen states and yada yada….its in the past im sure they changed now were 2 separate nations…u know what im sayin?
You: totally understand you. i think that’s a problem of the standard human stupidity…
Stranger: yea…bringin back the germany thing ( kind of random but )…Dirk Nowitzki is from germany and hes one of my favorite players in the NBA
You: haha okay, see that’s one of the advantages of globalization then 
Stranger: yea…i gotta tell u this is probably the longest ive talked to someone on omegle
You: i was thinking about exactly the same right now ^^ and it is the best talk i ever had on here
Stranger: great minds think alike, bro
Stranger: and me too
You: now there are two possibilities. you choose which one to take.
either, “one should stop where it’s the best” (stupid translation, sorry)
or we could stay in contact somehow.
but any way, this is getting late now (1:00 am) and i have to go to bed
Stranger: yea we can stay in contact if u want….u seem cool
You: haha thanks then i think this part i’ll not print readable later on…
you have icq, msn, skype, just mail, etc?
Stranger: i got a myspace, msn, and a yahoo
You: then msn it is. i’m not having the yahoo messenger, that would really suck up the rest of my viewable screen space, cause i’m running three different messengers, sometimes four at the same time… haha
You: *********@gmx.de is my msn, you can add me if you feel like it.
Stranger: alright ill add u…im *************@hotmail.com
Stranger: whats that gmx.de?
You: that’s a german thing, like yahoo or hotmail…
Stranger: oh
Stranger: got ur add, “warbunny”
You: haha okay that’s been my nick for years now
Stranger: cool..i got a bunch of nicknames
You: i try to stay with one or two… but i’ve got plenty of them too ^^
You: okay then, i think for tonight, we’ll close this conversation.
Mr. Helm, it was nice to speak with you. and i am pleased that there are still such nice persons online.
Stranger: thanks haha…peace, mike
You: peace, bro. have a nice day 
You have disconnected.